Never eat a whole fucking coconut

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I recently had a conversation with my bro and my husband about what life would be like stranded on a desert island. I said I'd enjoy time in the sun and living on coconuts. They informed me I would not be able to survive off whole coconuts because apparently they give you one of two horrible situations; horrible shits or no shits. I don't know where they get their information, probably some wilderness survival game with BS solutions to BS problems that no one really knows the answer to because probably no one has ever had to face those problems before. Anyways, I don't trust their sources. So promptly I went out to Sobeys and bought several coconuts.  I rolled out of bed this morning wishing I could barf. You know that feeling when you're drunk and you wish you could get it out of your system but you just can't? That's what happens when you consume a metric 300 percent of your daily delicious fat intake. I don't know why the fuck it is when people tell me I shouldn't do something I have try it for myself. —Stranded on toilet island





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