Happy now?

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All your whining has paid off. Carol Huynh has guaranteed Canada's first Olympic medal. She defeated the tough-ass lookin' Kazakhstan wrestler, advancing to the gold medal match of women's freestyle 48-kilogram wrestling.

Oh, and we're beating the Americans in men's baseball, 4-3, 6th inning...

So can we stop talking about Phelps now? Please? Even though I find articles like this one in Guardian amusing (if only because as a journalist I'm still waiting for the assignment where I get to eat stacks of giant sandwiches and pounds of pasta).