Young Triffie is

According to the movie's ad. And apparently, according to me. But not really. The day I've dreamed about for so long, the day I see my own dumbass quote used for marketing purposes, and it's not really about the movie. You see, I saw Mary Walsh's Young Triffie's Been Made Away With at the Atlantic Film Festival in September. I would have loved to review it then, but there was a review restriction, which basically means that some studio hood will come and crush your vertebrae if you write about it, so instead I wrote about Andrea Martin and Mary Walsh (I'm a huge fan) hamming it up at the Oxford--that is what I said, in a buried, quickly written Bloghorn quote was "pee-your-pants funny." Oh how ironical, they needed that review. So now that my fake movie quote seal has been broken, I'm going to aim for more--these are up for whoever wants them: "I laughed so hard I tooted!" "It was so scary I barfed in the popcorn bag." "I cried until my eyes were so swollen I couldn't see, so I tripped over the feet of the tall dude beside me, tumbled and impaled myself on the end of someone's Mexicali nacho."