Bitch Back

in regards to the 'BIKE GRIPE' bitch printed Nov.3rd, i'd like to 'bitch back', i was that cyclist, i remember it clearly...I was approaching an intersection where i was going to be turning left so i was going from one side of the road, (the far right)

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Published February 16, 2006.Bitch Back

in regards to the 'BIKE GRIPE' bitch printed Nov.3rd, i'd like to 'bitch back', i was that cyclist, i remember it clearly...

I was approaching an intersection where i was going to be turning left so i was going from one side of the road, (the far right) to the other (left turning lane) when you beeped loudly, not a friendly toot as you sped past me dangerously to a red light that awaited you ahead, i hate this, it happens all the time, idiot motorists 'gun it' past us cyclists when if they looked ahead they would see that there's a line of cars ahead waiting at a red light, slow the fuck down, relax and save gas maybe?, so i passed you, and as i did i asked through your partly rolled down window the same question i have posed to several other motorists who have done the same as him, 'in a hurry for the red light huh?', your response predictibly was 'fuck you' which is when i gave you the finger and said 'no, fuck you', i've actually spit on a few hoods in anger before, you put my life at risk - fuck you.

My anger is in check now, deep breathing and common sensi (not a typo), herb that is.

Dear 'Like cyclists, but hate ASSHOLES! .... if you are reading this, I'd like to tell you to get your fucking story straight next time asshole and yes it is great that i saving the environment by riding my bike, i care about our environment enough to make changes in my lifestyle for the sake of the plants and other animals that inhabit this planet and for the hope that future generations of life can exist, because if we were all fat gas-guzzling fucks like you who drive heavy machines around dangerously, polluting the air we breathe and ignorantly, stupidly wasting resorces by being pedal happy there would be no future life on earth.

Put that shit in your pipe and smoke it bitch, better yet pack a bong and smoke some of that good herb and take a good long look upon yourself, see your ways are the cause of much suffering, wake the fuck up and live yo!, change your sedentary lifestyle ho!, you're a whore of this fucked up western system, $implify or die please, or better yet 'get up and live' as Bob marley sang, that is my wish for you.

I hope you read this and heed my advice, i write it to help you as harsh as it may sound.

-pedal revolutionary

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