Car bombed

Twice in the last week I have been pelted with objects thrown by teenagers in moving cars. Once it was a water balloon—I didn’t mind that so much. But the second time it was a fucking milkshake. Then I read last week’s Bitch about some punks throwing a h

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Published July 06, 2006.Car bombed

Twice in the last week I have been pelted with objects thrown by teenagers in moving cars. Once it was a water balloon—I didn’t mind that so much. But the second time it was a fucking milkshake. Then I read last week’s Bitch about some punks throwing a hamburger at someone. I’m guessing this is a new sport among bored teenagers. I’m not going to wait for further evidence. Heads up, you little cocksuckers: I’ve got a few eggs sitting out in the sun, and I am going to be expecting your shit. Explain that to mommy when you bring the car home.

Prepare to get shelled

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