Card-carrying jerk

To the asshole who robbed me on Thursday, March 30, at 6:40pm at the CIBC on Spring Garden and Dresden---I absentmindedly left my card in the machine. Literally not one minute later, realizing I didn’t get my card back, I went back and found you doing a

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Published April 06, 2006.Card-carrying jerk

To the asshole who robbed me on Thursday, March 30, at 6:40pm at the CIBC on Spring Garden and Dresden---I absentmindedly left my card in the machine. Literally not one minute later, realizing I didn’t get my card back, I went back and found you doing a banking transaction at the same machine. I actually felt guilty when I asked you if I had left my card there, to which you replied, “Uh, oh, did you drop it?” Had I paid more attention rather than trying to be polite, I would have seen my card come out with MY MONEY, and I would have confronted you and called you the lying pig that you are. Do you know that I only had just enough money to cover my rent and bills in my account this month, so now I’m screwed? You’re a true-bred asshole, with no conscience, because you robbed me in front of my face. I hope karma kicks you in the ass, because you truly deserve it. Fuck you. I suggest that you donate that $60 to a cancer foundation, my charity of choice, or deal with the repercussions of karma kicking you in your own lying ass.

—Hoping Karma Kicks You Back

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