Cell block

To the girl I saved from an accident two weeks ago on Allen Street, backing out of your driveway with your cellphone attached to your head. A car crossed onto Allen, unable to see you because of the trees. You would have been able to see them if you were

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Published January 04, 2007.Cell block

To the girl I saved from an accident two weeks ago on Allen Street, backing out of your driveway with your cellphone attached to your head. A car crossed onto Allen, unable to see you because of the trees. You would have been able to see them if you weren’t on the phone. Fortunately, you saw me waving my arms and yelling. I didn’t care about your life; I cared about the other person. If you’re stupid enough to talk on a cellphone while backing out of a driveway, your time should be up. Do us all a favour and burn your licence.

Can’t stand cellphone drivers

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