Cell Phone Shitheads

Those fucking specialized rings drive me nuts - especially when you have three or four of them going off in an crowded elevator or bus - if I hear the 'Sex in the City' theme song one more time, someone's lung is going to get pulled through their fucking

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Published May 25, 2006.Cell Phone Shitheads

Those fucking specialized rings drive me nuts - especially when you have three or four of them going off in an crowded elevator or bus - if I hear the 'Sex in the City' theme song one more time, someone's lung is going to get pulled through their fucking nose.

And as for you asshats who cell-yap while driving - how can you pay attention to the road and other drivers when you're blathering away about dick-all. You fucks make me sick - may the Cosmic Muffin rip off your head and spit in your neck.

—Honked Off

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