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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Clutch performance

To the two impatient bitches behind my stalled car on Young Avenue Monday night: Go screw yourselves. Clearly Daddy bought you an automatic and you’ve never had to learn to do anything that took any skill. I take solace in the fact that I likely have mor

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 4:34 PM

Published July 20, 2006.Clutch performance

To the two impatient bitches behind my stalled car on Young Avenue Monday night: Go screw yourselves. Clearly Daddy bought you an automatic and you’ve never had to learn to do anything that took any skill. I take solace in the fact that I likely have more intelligence in my little finger than the two of you do combined. I hope you choked on the Tim Hortons you had to wait 10 extra seconds for. I hope you have great, intelligence-free lives, bitches. Women like you make the rest of us look bad.

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