Cooterville junction

To the girl who gets “humped” on Bauer Street every GD night: get some AC and shut the hell up. Or at least have the courtesy to close your window. I’m sick of being woken up by your crappy, drawn out, wild animal kingdom orgasms, and so is everyone else

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Published August 03, 2006.Cooterville junction

To the girl who gets “humped” on Bauer Street every GD night: get some AC and shut the hell up. Or at least have the courtesy to close your window. I’m sick of being woken up by your crappy, drawn out, wild animal kingdom orgasms, and so is everyone else on the street. Also, to the viagra snorting dude givin’ ‘er, you must be filled with shame knowing she has the loosest cooter in town. Does she need a wagon to cart around her loose booty?

—Close your trap

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