To the middle-aged guy with the red jacket who went to see Underworld Evolution Sunday afternoon: Keep it in your pants! You are disgusting and you totally ruined the movie for me. I came to see vampires and action, not to see you grabbing your u
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on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 5:24 PM
Published February 09, 2006. |
Disgusting in the dark
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To the middle-aged guy with the red jacket who went to see Underworld Evolution Sunday afternoon: Keep it in your pants! You are disgusting and you totally ruined the movie for me. I came to see vampires and action, not to see you grabbing your undersized penis. You totally ruined the movie for me. Also to the employees: You need to actually check the rows and save us poor viewers from getting far too much of an eyeful.
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—Totally mortified
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