|Published June 29, 2006.|
|Down Town Mannequins |
|I think that it is hilarious to go down town now a days and see all these meat-heads dressed up like they have class. You don't have class. You dress like every other meat-head in this city, your collared "dress" shirts don't fit and look like they were bought on the sale rack at Le Chateau. Those 'hip' shoes of yours make you look like Dorothy and they wreak of plastic. And its a good thing Shoppers Drug Mart sells cologne because judging by the amount that you wear in one night you will need a steady, cheap supply of it.|
Frankly, you look foolish and the only people you are fooling are the plastic tarts that scour places like the Palace or the Dome.
You may look in the mirror and see Brad Pitt, but all I see is Bruce Frisko.
Stick to the sweat pants and novelty t-shirts, boys, its far more suiting!
|Can't have style without class|