Get a Clue

Why, oh why are we flooded with media (books, television, movies) about dumb pussies looking for Mr. Right? Get a clue, girlies. There is no Mr. Right - that's right, it's a fucking myth. Here's the three stages of so-called Mr. Right as I've seen it i

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Published February 15, 2007.Get a Clue

Why, oh why are we flooded with media (books, television, movies) about dumb pussies looking for Mr. Right? Get a clue, girlies. There is no Mr. Right - that's right, it's a fucking myth. Here's the three stages of so-called Mr. Right as I've seen it in several situations over the years: Young Mr. Right - wants a server of food, sex and beer Middle-Aged Mr. Right - wants a mother. Old Mr. Right - wants a nurse. So the next time, you look at that handsome stud you want for your very own, think about him in 30 years. Then take a trip to Venus Envy.

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