Go duck yourself

To the STUPID, STUPID young woman in pink at the Public Gardens entrance: what the fuck were you thinking? First I watched you and your boyfriend approach duck mom and her ducklings. Fine. Everyone wants to look. Then you try to pet them? The ducklings r

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Published May 31, 2007.Go duck yourself

To the STUPID, STUPID young woman in pink at the Public Gardens entrance: what the fuck were you thinking? First I watched you and your boyfriend approach duck mom and her ducklings. Fine. Everyone wants to look. Then you try to pet them? The ducklings recoiled in fear. Then you GRABBED ONE OF THE DUCKLINGS! They freaked out!! And did you put it back down? Nooooo... You fondled it, gushed some more and in your uncontrolled excitement YOU DROPPED IT! ARGH! Why didn’t I come over there and smack you?!?

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