Hey, upstairs old lady smoker cougher, STFU!

Every morning at 6 am, I am awakened by the sound of YOU, South End upstairs neighbour, letting loose with what can only be described as a startling, and nauseating, old lady smoker cough. For the 10 minutes. Every day. When you first moved in, I thought

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Published April 26, 2007.Hey, upstairs old lady smoker cougher, STFU!

Every morning at 6 am, I am awakened by the sound of YOU, South End upstairs neighbour, letting loose with what can only be described as a startling, and nauseating, old lady smoker cough. For the 10 minutes. Every day. When you first moved in, I thought you might be bulimic and a nice barf was how you started the day, but no, it's nasty old lady lifetime smoker cough. I don't know why you do it, I don't really care, but for the love of Christ, shut the fuck up already. There has to be a better way.

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