Keep off the grass

To the group of obnoxious drunken frat boys waking up my neighbourhood late Saturday night: I hope you learn two lessons. Number one is that you should not ramble on loudly to awaken sleeping citizens. Number two, you should not pee on the awakened citiz

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Published November 09, 2006.Keep off the grass

To the group of obnoxious drunken frat boys waking up my neighbourhood late Saturday night: I hope you learn two lessons. Number one is that you should not ramble on loudly to awaken sleeping citizens. Number two, you should not pee on the awakened citizen’s lawn while continuing to draw attention to yourselves by talking loudly about how well you are endowed, which bush to water and why the plants won’t grow anymore. I definitely heard and saw more than I wanted to.

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