My wallet

To whoever found my wallet in Stage Nine on the 18th of February, I hope you enjoyed your free lunch compliments of me, with any luck you choked to death on it and are burning in hell right at this moment for being a horrible person. Maybe if you had an

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Published February 23, 2006.My wallet

To whoever found my wallet in Stage Nine on the 18th of February, I hope you enjoyed your free lunch compliments of me, with any luck you choked to death on it and are burning in hell right at this moment for being a horrible person. Maybe if you had any morals or decency you would have been like “hey maybe I should return this to the bar. I know if I lost my wallet I would want someone to do the same for me”. But no, this is not you, your thought process probably went something like “Oh sweet a free ticket! Score!” Even if you had of taken the money out first and returned the wallet that would have been quasi-acceptable but noooooooo. I now have to go through the painfully tedious job of replacing all that you “stole”, and it is theft btw. “May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits” eat shit and die.

-Angry wallet loser

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