No chews is good chews

I’ll admit it, I’m easily irritated when it comes to people eating around me. I hate the lip-smack, slurp-up, munch-munch of people chewing their food. This is why I was so sickened when you started eating an apple in the office across from mine as loud

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Published August 10, 2006.No chews is good chews

I’ll admit it, I’m easily irritated when it comes to people eating around me. I hate the lip-smack, slurp-up, munch-munch of people chewing their food. This is why I was so sickened when you started eating an apple in the office across from mine as loud as humanly possible. And not just ONE apple. Oh, no. You had one, two, three in quick succession, literally 30 seconds flat. Are you so unable to eat like the civilized human being that you supposedly are?!? Just close your mouth, breathe and take your freaking time! And if you can’t, close your damn door and hide out for a bit until you’re done, so no one else has to witness your maniacal eating behaviour! I can’t wait ‘til tomorrow when you bring four apples instead of three.

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