Paintball Pests

To the obnoxious girls and guy who randomly shot me in the foot with a paintball when I was on my way to work Tuesday night, minding my own business at a bus stop outside the Barrington Street Superstore: thanks a lot you fucking morons, that milky crap

To the obnoxious girls and guy who randomly shot me in the foot with a paintball when I was on my way to work Tuesday night, minding my own business at a bus stop outside the Barrington Street Superstore: thanks a lot you fucking morons, that milky crap looked great splattered all over my navy work pants.

Like many people I always carry a set of keys, and I know your car. Don't be shocked if one day you find that the hood resembles an ice skating rink.

Seek and Destroyer

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