Per-fuming

What is it with you bus riders who feel you can’t go to work without spritzing gallons of perfume or cologne all over your bodies? I’m allergic to perfumes and scents. When you sit near me my lungs burn, my sinuses fill up, and I start to cough. Then you

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Published April 26, 2007.Per-fuming

What is it with you bus riders who feel you can’t go to work without spritzing gallons of perfume or cologne all over your bodies? I’m allergic to perfumes and scents. When you sit near me my lungs burn, my sinuses fill up, and I start to cough. Then you have the bloody nerve to turn around and sneer at me because I have dared to interrupt your commute with my coughing! If you’re clean, you don’t need perfume, you losers!  I’d rather commute with a posse of skunks with the trots than sit next to your kind.

Coughing commuter

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