Relief For Squatters

To Sitting Duck: Don't you think squatters would rather be sitters? Some of us squat because our right to sit is infringed by substandard conditions in public washrooms. While respect for fellow peeers is a given (there's no excuse for not even attemptin

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Published May 10, 2007.Relief For Squatters

To Sitting Duck: Don't you think squatters would rather be sitters? Some of us squat because our right to sit is infringed by substandard conditions in public washrooms. While respect for fellow peeers is a given (there's no excuse for not even attempting to mop up one's own golden trail), us squatters curse our burning thighs, as well as the maintenance people, employers, and all neglectfuls who disregard our constant, not unfounded fear of having our asses bitten by rodents if we sit down in the dim, reeking holes of washrooms we are forced to relieve ourselves in.

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