Season’s beatings

To the bastard who kicked me in the back at the grocery store on Dec. 3: The cameras don’t show me bumping you with my cart, but they have a real good picture of your ugly mug kicking me in the back. I hope I see you again so I can give you your Christma

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Published December 15, 2005.Season’s beatings

To the bastard who kicked me in the back at the grocery store on Dec. 3: The cameras don’t show me bumping you with my cart, but they have a real good picture of your ugly mug kicking me in the back. I hope I see you again so I can give you your Christmas gift: an all-expenses-paid trip downtown, with complimentary handcuffs and assault charge. If anybody knows who the dick is who kicked me, please send an email to:

whatalimeybastard@hotmail.com.



—Gifted in the art of revenge

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