Shell-shocked

To the little fuckers who keep egging my mom's house in the south end -- congratulations! You've succeeded in upsetting a sweet, kind lady who never did anything to hurt anyone, who won't even call the police on you cause she's too nice! She's been out t

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Published June 07, 2006.Shell-shocked

To the little fuckers who keep egging my mom's house in the south end -- congratulations! You've succeeded in upsetting a sweet, kind lady who never did anything to hurt anyone, who won't even call the police on you cause she's too nice! She's been out there for an hour now, scrubbing off the remains of your completely stupid, unfunny joke. I hope you all feel like big fucking men now. But one of these days, I will be there when you do it, and I WILL catch you. Then I will make you clean up every disgusting drop of yolk dripping off the windows with your tongues. Then I will make you eat every single little piece of cracked eggshell mushed into the dirt.

Just so you know.

I'll be waiting

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