Shut your face

This is an open letter to all you Chatty Cathys and Loose-Lip Louies—I don’t go to live shows to listen to you yammer on about how your boyfriend’s cheating or how your roommate never cleans the toilet. It must be nice to be so rich that you can pay cove

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Published August 03, 2006.Shut your face

This is an open letter to all you Chatty Cathys and Loose-Lip Louies—I don’t go to live shows to listen to you yammer on about how your boyfriend’s cheating or how your roommate never cleans the toilet. It must be nice to be so rich that you can pay cover just to ignore the musician---which, by the way, is incredibly rude. I’d like to invite a group of acoustic singer-songwriters to stand in front of your TV and play while you’re trying to watch So You Think You Can Dance. Shut up!

—Silent Sally

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