Squatters’ wrongs

Okay, girlfriends, listen up. Although I respect your right to avoid germs in public washrooms by not making contact with the toilet seat, there are those of us out there who, for whatever reason, find it necessary to sit, not squat. However, if you are

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Published May 03, 2007.Squatters’ wrongs

Okay, girlfriends, listen up. Although I respect your right to avoid germs in public washrooms by not making contact with the toilet seat, there are those of us out there who, for whatever reason, find it necessary to sit, not squat. However, if you are going to insist on peeing standing up, could you at least lift the freakin’ seat before doing your business? I don’t mind wiping away a little bacteria before I sit, but I shouldn’t need a damn mop! Have a little respect for others who follow behind and (pardon the pun) aim to please!

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