To the drunk girls on Windsor Street, 12:30am on Saturday standing in the middle of the road: Oh, you party with the big kids now? Cars without cab lights are NOT cabs. You don’t need to stand in the middle of the road pissing off drivers to prove how cool you are to be leaving your first house party on Mommy and Daddy’s money. I seriously wish I had eggs to throw and ruin your Sweet 16 party dresses.
|Sick of 1st year students|