Thanks so much for keeping me up all night

To the 20-something girls outside of Bubbles Mansion on Saturday nights at 4 AM - why the fuck do you retarded idiots have to scream at the top of your lungs outside after the bar closes? Don't you have cabs to call, inept, horny boyfriends to go home wi

To the 20-something girls outside of Bubbles Mansion on Saturday nights at 4 AM - why the fuck do you retarded idiots have to scream at the top of your lungs outside after the bar closes? Don't you have cabs to call, inept, horny boyfriends to go home with or corners to pass out in? I know you had a rough night with your of many rounds of tequila and now that you've broken your nail/shoe/sanity you feel the need to tell the world about it repeatedly at a glass breaking pitch, but seriously - shut the fuck up before I grab a paintball gun and start picking you all off from my apartment window, ruining your club outfits. Some of us downtown have better things to do than to listen to your fucking drunken screeching... it's called sleep.

Sleep deprived

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