The Bicycle Thief

Dear sir or madam who stole my bike in front of the Quinpool Rd. Superstore,I don't know anything about you, but let me tell you about myself...I am poor...really poor and that bike was the best thing that I have ever had and I used it daily. Right now

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Published March 29, 2007.The Bicycle Thief

Dear sir or madam who stole my bike in front of the Quinpool Rd. Superstore,

I don't know anything about you, but let me tell you about myself...

I am poor...really poor and that bike was the best thing that I have ever had and I used it daily. Right now my life is going down the crapper pretty quickly and you have successfully made it 100% worse. I will never be able to afford another bike. Oh! one last tidbit about me...I have a serious rage problem (probably directly related to getting fucked so many times) and if I ever see you out on my bike, my problem will most definately become yours.

Toodles motherfucker

Rage Monster

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