The fucking prize inside

You know those frozen boneless skinless chicken breast that come in a 3 kg box? Why the hell do people open those? Do they think there might be something other than chicken in the box? Are they looking for the box with the fucking prize inside? What?

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Published September 13, 2007.The fucking prize inside

You know those frozen boneless skinless chicken breast that come in a 3 kg box? Why the hell do people open those? Do they think there might be something other than chicken in the box? Are they looking for the box with the fucking prize inside? What? All the information is on the outside of the box. Chicken. Breasts. No bones, no skin. 3 kilograms of it. What other information are they looking for when they tear open the goddam box? Whatever it is, apparently they are not finding it, because they open one box after another and leave them in the freezer. And then, when I complain to the meat counter muppet that all the boxes of chicken breast have been opened, and I do not want an open box of food because christ knows what someone has done to the contents, the muppet takes the open box of product, tapes the fucking thing shut, and hands it to me like that solves the problem.

Chickenhead

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