To a lazy cop

When I first saw you, you were ticketing some poor old woman for jay-walking. Then you see me and decide to pull me over. While you are ticketing me for some asinine mistake, a girl rides by on her bike not wearing a helmet. You yell at her and make her

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Published April 05, 2007.To a lazy cop

When I first saw you, you were ticketing some poor old woman for jay-walking. Then you see me and decide to pull me over. While you are ticketing me for some asinine mistake, a girl rides by on her bike not wearing a helmet. You yell at her and make her wait until you're done with me to ticket her. It makes me wonder how much work you do during the remainder of the month since you must've been in a rush to fill your quota. What’s the matter buddy? Think you’re gonna get fired for being a lazy bastard? Need a job to keep up your donut consuming habit? Here’s an idea. Get off your fat ass and ticket people who run red lights or, even better, those who run through cross-walks while there are people going through them. We’ve already witnessed one tragedy over the past year, we don't need anymore.

Pissed off motorist

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