Top 5 Reasons why it sucks ass to be a waitress in the airport bar..

5 - University students. I have the intense displeasure of serving them in droves as they fly in and out of the province on holidays, spring break, long weekends, charter season and the start and end of school year. First they waste 10 minutes of my time

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Published September 21, 2006.Top 5 Reasons why it sucks ass to be a waitress in the airport bar..

5 - University students. I have the intense displeasure of serving them in droves as they fly in and out of the province on holidays, spring break, long weekends, charter season and the start and end of school year. First they waste 10 minutes of my time trying to figure out what they can afford to drink..the answer -nothing, go the fuck to burger king and pay them in your pile of pennies and nickles with that snotty little smirk on your face. 2 points I would like to make to them..you are in school, try and diffrenciate between 'SERVER' and 'SERVANT'. I am not your mommy or your maid sweeties so If you really want to be a big grown up, in a big grown up bar, learn how to TIP!! 2nd...don't be so cocky.. I have a university education too. Just think, in a couple of years you and I could be working side by side - you really don't want that.

4- Everyone is a refugee. The minute people walk through the airport doors, they seem to be starving to death, dying of thirst, haven't slept in days, and somehow this becomes my fault. Please realize this. You are no more important to me than the next person, really, try and flag me down one more time when you can clearly see I am run off of my feet dealing with 100+ others. I PROMISE you, you have just added 10 minutes to your wait time.

3- I swear, the next person who utters the words..'can you please hurry - I have a plane to catch'.. I will take you down. I know you have a plane to catch you idiot...we are at the fucking airport and people rarely come here to butt-fuck nowhere for a leisurely lunch. I would also like to add to this one, don't ask me such ridiculous and vague questions as ' how long will it take me to get me food and eat?' First, depends, what the fuck are you going to order and how fast do you fucking chew!!?!

2- Air Canada and their fucking vouchers. Air Canada is a fuck up and everyone knows it. This is how it works..when they fuck up (daily) they issue meal vouchers to their disgruntled passengers, who in turn, bring their meal vouchers to me. These vouchers do not include gratuity, they barely cover the cost of the meal. These people are already pissed, since I am the one they are redeeming the offending voucher with, I somehow become a target of blame and the last thing they want to do is give anyone anything, remember, they are the injured party, why the fuck should they give me a tip because i lost their luggage or fucked with the plane!!! Eg..tonight I sold over $2000 worth of food and drinks. Almost all were paid for by voucher for a cancelled Air Canada flight. I made $74.97 in tips. By my calculations that is less than 5 percent in tips. I ran my ass off. I am not sure who to hate more here, Air Canada, or the refugees.

1-Europeans. I KNOW you fuckers KNOW the procedure on tipping in this country. It is apparent when you hand me $40. for a $39.70 bill and say with a big retarded smile on your face, while dismissing me with your hand ' Is good, is good' WTF!!!!!! No...Is not good. Is in fact soo not fucking good!!! a thirty cent tip on a forty dollar check really is not good you asshole. Also, do not leave me your Euros, pounds, ruples etc.. my landlord and the power company doesn't accept these, NEITHER DO I!!!

These are only five of my bitches about working at the airport bar, I will continue at a later date. To my customers who come in and treat me with respect or at least somewhat human, this bitch is not directed to you, to the rest, you will recognize yourselves if your are not stupid as well as an asshole and to you I say "FUCK OFF and HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT!!!!

I spend time alone with your food...hmmm

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