Tread lightly

To the guy who was running on the treadmill next to me on Tuesday at Nubody's in Park Lane: don't think I don't know it was you who pushed the 'resume' button on my treadmill after I had paused it to go get a drink. Thanks to your hilarious joke, asshol

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Published January 11, 2007.Tread lightly

To the guy who was running on the treadmill next to me on Tuesday at Nubody's in Park Lane: don't think I don't know it was you who pushed the 'resume' button on my treadmill after I had paused it to go get a drink. Thanks to your hilarious joke, asshole, I stepped back onto the moving treadmill (entirely oblivious to the fact that it was moving) and nearly fell and broke my fucking neck. If you feel the need to try and discreetly injure other human beings to keep yourself entertained while working out, then I suggest you find another hobby, you sick, sadist fuck.

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