Vicious cycle

To the person that stole my blue CCM Excel bike that was secured with a “sturdy” lock: thanks. I, as a student, really appreciate that you stole my bike right out of my backyard. Now I have nothing to get around on! You’re AWESOME!! Steal more bikes, why

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Published April 12, 2007.Vicious cycle

To the person that stole my blue CCM Excel bike that was secured with a “sturdy” lock: thanks. I, as a student, really appreciate that you stole my bike right out of my backyard. Now I have nothing to get around on! You’re AWESOME!! Steal more bikes, why don’t you, you fantastic asshole. I’d invite you to steal mine again...but wait, I don’t have a bike, because you already stole it. Fuck you, and why don’t you work up some money to buy a fucking bike of your own. I can recognize my own bike and I will STEAL it back.

Missing my ride

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