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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Love the Way We Bitch

Those escalators are made for walking and that just what I'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you moronic holiday shoppers who seem to think they're there so you can take a 40 second break from your clearly exhausting schedule.

Posted on Tue, Dec 11, 2007 at 11:11 AM

Those escalators are made for walking and that just what I'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you moronic holiday shoppers who seem to think they're there so you can take a 40 second break from your clearly exhausting schedule. It would take all of 5 seconds were you to actually walk down the steps, but noooooo! This ain't the friggin' Bill Lynch Show, folks -and you're starting to tick me off. This (to paraphrase Dr. Moriarty) is not danger, it is inevitable destruction. You stand in the way not merely of an individual, but of a mighty organization, the full extent of which you, with all your cleverness, have been unable to realize. You must stand clear, fuckwads, or be trodden under foot.

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