You are the most useless bureaucracy ever created and I want to firebomb your offices. The fact that I will spend the next 20 years paying you back for what is arguably the most inefficient government department EVER created INFURIATES ME.
I'm going to be paying you prime plus 2.5% for service that has included: at least 10 lost documents, 2 semesters of late registration due to unpaid tuition, one summer semester I had to sell my motorcycle to pay for because your fucking loan schedule form 87-B5.15 v4 was filled out wrong and you wouldn't honor it as it was 3 DAYS PAST the "last date negociable" (what, do these forms spoil? WTF), and last but not least the 100 or so dollars my bank charged me because YOU OVERDREW MY ACCOUNT because you think I owe you money EVEN THOUGH I'M STILL IN SCHOOL but you've probably lost THAT confirmation of enrollment too.
If I didn't know any better I would swear the government is using you in a conspiracy to FRUSTRATE POOR PEOPLE to the point where they would rather tell you to fuck yourself and get a dead end job for the rest of their lives, while trust-fund babies get to live hassle free.
Fuck, I swear it's easier to apply for fucking welfare than it is to get money to go to school with. Maybe I'll follow my white-trash roots and get put in jail. I hear they get easier access to education than I do!
|Wishing myparents were from Ontario|