Do it yourself

Dear whiney restaurant patrons:Do you have nothing else to do but complain about the service at restaurants? Is your life REALLY that hectic that you need someone else to feed you?"I waited 35 minutes for my order and blah blah and I didn't get the t

Dear whiney restaurant patrons:

Do you have nothing else to do but complain about the service at restaurants? Is your life REALLY that hectic that you need someone else to feed you?

"I waited 35 minutes for my order and blah blah and I didn't get the table I wanted and I spend too much money to blah blah blah."

SHUT UP.

I worked "quick service" sub making while in school. Every time one of you lazy regulars came in and complained I put too much sauce or didn't put enough FUCKING PICKLES on your overpriced half rotten sub I wanted to jump over the counter, cram it down your whiny throat and tell you to make it your own fucking self, so you had NOTHING TO BLAME but your own incompetence!

Learn to fend for yourself! The average meal takes less than an hour to prepare, cook, and eat. And guess what? You might even feel ACCOMPLISHED when you're done! Then we don't have to come online and read about what an overindulgent consumer whore you are and how you weren't pleased!

... but you could still tell us how somehow managed to fuck up mashed potatoes.

Can't cook but I eat it anyway

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