I get it. You've waited until the last minute to get your holiday shopping completed. So have I.
Here's a newsflash for you people...this festive season comes AT THE SAME TIME EVERY YEAR. Therefore, if you know you're going to be a cranky, stressed out, mean muther fucker when doing last minute shopping - plan ahead next year!
I'm the last minute shopper with the smile on my face. I'm also the one who's going to shove my purse down the throat of the next cunt who tries to take their holiday shit out on me.
Get merry already people!!
|Lovin' the Season|