To the drunk asshole who drove a grey truck with a 'Colonial Honda' license plate on New Year's Eve - you smashed into my car on Quinpool Road at around 2:30am, and drove away like a fucking coward. In case you were too drunk to remember, you put it in reverse and slammed on the gas. You eventually found drive and squealed away as fast as you could down Oxford Street. Thanks a lot for leaving me with no car for the new year, I will do my best to find a way to work. You woke up on New Year's Day with a hang-over, I woke up with an empty driveway. If anybody knows the fucker who drives this truck, please email me at email@example.com.