This morning as the bus approached my stop I saw that it was sardine-like conditions. I got on and took the only place for me, which was practically on top of the ticket/money depository. I saw a girl,who looked like a boy, with a huge-ass stroller sitting in the side seats at the front. This stroller was a big reason for the cramped conditions at the front but this does not bother me. What happens next does bother me!

As we are approaching Mumford, which is approximately 4 minutes after I got on, the girl-boy looks at me and says, "Stop leaning on my fucking stroller, you're hurting my fucking knee". I am doing acrobatics to stop myself from landing ungracefully in someone else's lap and this is what I have to deal with. I gave my best glare, as good as it gets with wide-eyes and a dropped jaw, and managed to half growl," I did not realize"

Now that my shock has worn off and adreneline has taken over this is what I will say the next time I see her. "The next time you decide to open your cocksucking little mouth to speak to me, you fucked-up whore, you better think twice. I will rip you a new arsehole, shove your stroller in it and then squash you like a bug. I will be happy to rid society of such a pestulant, ill-mannered,

bitch such as yourself. Be warned, cunt!!!

cheezed and squeezed on the bus