Why do people HAVE to fart while they're ON the bus?? Ever heard of holding it in? How about waiting? As if it isn't bad enough that I'm forced to breathe in the 10 cloves of garlic that you had for dinner the night before, now you're topping off my morning by forcing me to inhale your shit particles too?
Tighten up those buttcheeks, aight?
|Hold that shit in. Literally.|