Lazy Ass Shovellers

Shovel your sidewalks, you lazy lard-ass soyfuckers! I don’t care if it’s not your turn. I don’t care if your landlord is supposed to do it. I don’t care if the city sends a bobcat out to do your stretch. IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU, fuckwit! It’s about the peopl

Shovel your sidewalks, you lazy lard-ass soyfuckers! I don’t care if it’s not your turn. I don’t care if your landlord is supposed to do it. I don’t care if the city sends a bobcat out to do your stretch. IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU, fuckwit! It’s about the people who have to walk by your place, in particular, people pushing a stroller or bundle buggy; people with $10 boots with no tread; older people with weaker legs and god for-fucking-bid people who use a walker or wheelchair. Stop shovelling shit and start shovelling snow.

Helga, She-wolf of the SS

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