Seriously, whats the rush? Yesterday you almost made me road kill on the middle of campus and today is the second time I've been splashed on the way to class by a "dal security" car speeding down lemarchant. WHAT IS THE FUCKING RUSH? You are campus security slow the fuck down!There was no fire today I checked. I should remind you that my tuition is paying your salary and its in your best intrest not to hit me or have me fail out of school because I catch pnemonia sitting in class soaking wet. Set an example for other cars on campus and slow the fuck down.
|soggy road kill|