Invisible friends

To all the people out there on crowded buses who sit in the aisle seat so that they can hog the entire thing to themselves: Who the fuck are you saving the window seat for? Your invisible friend? If people are standing in the aisles, scoot the fuck over.

To all the people out there on crowded buses who sit in the aisle seat so that they can hog the entire thing to themselves: Who the fuck are you saving the window seat for? Your invisible friend? If people are standing in the aisles, scoot the fuck over. Next time I see someone doing it, I'm going for that window seat, and I'm cutting the nastiest fart you've ever experienced right in your face as I move in. Smell that? That's street justice, bitch.

Invisible friend

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