To all the people out there on crowded buses who sit in the aisle seat so that they can hog the entire thing to themselves: Who the fuck are you saving the window seat for? Your invisible friend? If people are standing in the aisles, scoot the fuck over. Next time I see someone doing it, I'm going for that window seat, and I'm cutting the nastiest fart you've ever experienced right in your face as I move in. Smell that? That's street justice, bitch.