To the couple on the other end of the duplex, thank you so much for showing how much of an asshole you farts in the wind are...
My wife and I with our kids were shopping around for a new place and she became enchanted by the unit. We had the once over and she was so excited that I knew there was no negotiation, just she wants to move there. Just as we were getting the forms and I looked outside I saw that I was blocked out. My wife told me that she thinks I parked in someone else spot, so I took my infant daughter with me to apologise for being in your spot and would move promptly. The bile from your mouth made me want to drop kick your probably barren ass had I not have my 9mth daughter in my hand...
The first thing out of your mouth was "You're in my spot, I'm calling the cops if you don't move!"
When I tried to say that I was just viewing the duplex to rent you cut me off by reiteriating that I was "in your spot" and further went to say "What are you a fucking idiot!"
At that point I ripped the papers and said that it's time to go.
I'm going to call the owner to tell them exactly why they lost a potential tennant.
And your man was just as sour.
Never in my LIFE have I came across such putrid excuses for human life than you. Thanks for making me feel the neighbourhood.