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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Zut Alors !

"Defeated !? By Moncton ?! It can't be ! But we're Bigger ! And cooler , and Bigger ! " I hear you , you whinny pricks , shut the fuck up and calm the fuck down . We here in Halifax can't STAND it when any other part of the Maritimes bests us at anything

Posted on Thu, Feb 14, 2008 at 3:24 PM

"Defeated !? By Moncton ?! It can't be ! But we're Bigger ! And cooler , and Bigger ! " I hear you , you whinny pricks , shut the fuck up and calm the fuck down . We here in Halifax can't STAND it when any other part of the Maritimes bests us at anything , particularly something that makes them look bigger than us . Everyone knows we're bigger and cooler you fucks , who the fuck cares?! Moncton simply has a better venue . The Common is great , but Magnetic Hill has natural stadium seating , you can't fuck with that shit man. So suck it up all you pussy ass Dino Rock fans ! If you dig the Eagles , chances are you're retired anyway , so pack up the r.v. ! Make a weekend out of it ! Halifax will be here when you get back , still bigger , still cooler .

Alfa Town Cryer

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