Not so tipsy

I am so tired of busting my ass serving food and drink to all of you snotty doctors and lawyers (oh yes, can't forget the government workers and teachers) who feel that it is ok to tip me 10%. It's not real work, right? It's not difficult and exhausting

I am so tired of busting my ass serving food and drink to all of you snotty doctors and lawyers (oh yes, can't forget the government workers and teachers) who feel that it is ok to tip me 10%. It's not real work, right? It's not difficult and exhausting catering to you whining, bitching, pompous, self-righteous assholes who can't even look me in the eye when I am talking to you, right? And it's so annoying when the server interrupts your conversation to make sure you're enjoying your meal, RIGHT? Guess what asshole - that's actually part of my job. Same with pouring water and topping off wine - so stop giving me dirty looks. An occasional thank-you would be nice too. Oh, and you know that shitty tip you leave (I know I know, I have a pathetic job and that's all you feel I deserve). I have to share that amongst the managers and kitchen staff as well. We all appreciate your gratitude for a job well done. By the way, the tax is 13% now... so stop gauging your tip on the tax because you are ripping my good service off. I wish you would tell me that you're cheap upfront, so i could give you the equivelant in service.

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