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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Sir Stinks A Lot.

There must be a reason why you don't shower each day. (or week..month?) Maybe it's because you prefer to sleep in a little longer in the morning. It could even be because you can't smell your own smell, or you take some sort of sick pleasure in causing t

Posted on Thu, Feb 21, 2008 at 8:17 PM

There must be a reason why you don't shower each day. (or week..month?) Maybe it's because you prefer to sleep in a little longer in the morning. It could even be because you can't smell your own smell, or you take some sort of sick pleasure in causing those around you to suffer because of it. Hell, i'm even going to go all-out crazy and assume that you suffer from anosmia..but does that really mean that you'd make those around you, who HAVE to work around you, to suffer in such harsh conditions? What kind of soap do you use? Do you even use soap? EVER? What the fuck dude! We can't even breathe within 5 feet of you!! I really don't give a shit about your lifestyle, or your reasons for lack of lather, rinse and repeat, but you're seriously effecting the productivity of everyone who works around you. You've already been spoken to about this, so i suggest you start washing those sweaty balls of yours before you end up getting fired because the rest of us can't breathe.

For real, you smell like 10 years worth of used hockey gear.

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