To 1% extra hot Latte Woman.
We all hate you and your holier-than-thou attitude. The way you glare at those of us you deem unworthy of making your drink. Newsflash! We all make your ridiculously hot drink the same way, you pompus cow! Why do you even need your drink so hot? You can't possibly drink it at that temperature. It wouldn't suprise me if you used it to scald the homeless and children who get in your way as you strut down the street! Just know this: We may smile and offer you our thanks... but that's decaf you're drinking :)