coffee snots

coffee shops oughta have a special line (with its own cash register) for customers who just want to order a regular goddam cup of coffee.i'm sick of standing behind three people who collectively take fifteen minutes to order (and receive) their drinks,

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coffee shops oughta have a special line (with its own cash register) for customers who just want to order a regular goddam cup of coffee.

i'm sick of standing behind three people who collectively take fifteen minutes to order (and receive) their drinks, 'cause they want mocha-grande-extra-foamy-1/2 caf/half decaf-2% cream-extra tall-extra hot-crapuccinos.

attention Starbucks and the rest of you: some of us just wanna pop in, grab a simple cup of coffee, and leave -- help us out, will ya?

i just want my coffee

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