You probably don't read the coast. Given the way you present yourself in public, i'd have a hard time believing that you even have the attention span/brain power it requires to read at all. This morning, myself and several other people stood in the sportsplex bus terminal shelter, and listened for 20 minutes while you ran your mouth, as loud as you possibly could. We heard about how you were on your way to the 'welfare building' to collect your check, and how very proud of yourself you were for getting out of bed at 7am. We listened with rolling eyes and bleeding ears about how you refused to leave the shelter to 'smoke out there' (bitched out when someone confronted you though, didn't you?) and about how you looked like a drowned rat from getting caught in the rain. You relentlessly yapped on about this and that, loud enough to drown out the sound of my ipod, which i had at full volume to overpower your voice...no such luck. Do you think you're bad-ass? It's bad enough that you're raping the welfare system by sitting on your fat ol' ass day in and day out, (as you announed with such grace) but do you actually think that the people standing in that shelter with you want to know that you're wasting the tax dollars they work for? God fobid you've had a child..or worse, mulitple children. It sickens me to think that a person of your calibre is able to reproduce. On and on you went about how late the bus was..dialing numbers in your cell phone, (you own a cell phone and you're on welfare!!) while your little minion friend cackled like she'd just escaped from a gaggle of silverback apes. (Thanks for showing us all your disgusting teeth..it really made my morning. What'd you eat for breakfast anyway, a generous serving of granite?)
You embarrass yourself with that behaviour. It's a shame you can't even see for yourself how pathetic you are. I hope that you made it to the 'welfare building' in one piece, and that you use your check for some 'good suppers' as you so eloquently put it. You make me want to jump off the Mcdonald brige, just knowing that you belong to the human species.
ps. yeah, you really do look like a drowned rat..but i wouldn't blame the rain for that mess.
|I wanted to puck the face right off of you.|